It all began when I was 6 or 7 with these.

Pink boottees with a gold fringe, just perfect for infants school.

Then there were these red and green buckle shoes

Need them all.

I too was desperate for some elves of my own, nor would I have given them clothes. Everyone in Yorkshire knows if you give hobs a gift of clothes you never see them again.
*Shoe Obsession Disorder is a well known malady affecting at least
70% of women.